SOMEONE

I've been meaning to send someone an email but I figured this is just as well.

This place where I live Nevada, that's "a" as in apple, is a Pepsi state. The only place I've been that serves my beloved Coca-Cola is McDonald's. I'm not exaggerating at all. Every freaking place.

So, Orange Juice Lady, if you ever come here bring plenty of your "Thank you for serving Pepsi" cards.